Baked beans are off.
fuu-kun:

Smackin’ dat ass.

fuu-kun:

Smackin’ dat ass.


The Breakfast Club

The Breakfast Club

mr-salacia-senpai:

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKBOYS KILLED MY DAD

mr-salacia-senpai:

WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKBOYS KILLED MY DAD

dulce-muse:

omg looks like Geoff is freestylin

dulce-muse:

omg looks like Geoff is freestylin

wallylock:

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

image

numarg:

angrykoreanguy:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

plot twist the guy’s hand and his lotion are feminists that’s amazing

bryankonietzko:

rufftoon:

makanidotdot:

out of all the things was hoping for in book 4 i did not expect one of them to be old men in longjohns

Too many shades of awesome!

Ha!

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

Davi is best scrub.